Ok, so maybe he's 6'2" and he's better than you at basketball. Ok, so maybe he knows too much about music for you to be comfortable around him. Ok, so maybe his t-shirts are ACTUALLY what's making you uncomfortable. Any way you look at it, your favorite DJ isn't as cool as Haeckmatic is. Google it. Facebook it. Or just experience it... But risk being one of the loyal-as-hell Saturday night regulars that refuse to go anywhere else if DJ Haeckmatic is spinning the Flower.

Haeckmatic spins a fun combination of old school funk, underground hip-hop, tough electro, funny self-produced mash-ups, rock, reggae, chillin' grooves and crazy club tracks. Now... If you're confused as to what kind of DJ you should label him after that abridged description, you should be. Having a DJ who cares about his craft so much that he will say "no" to a request if it's just plain bad? Well this makes us proud. He's there not only to play music and make your ass move, but he's there to make you say, "Damn. I've never heard that track before, but I NEED to find out where to get it!" Saturday at the Flower may have the most originally bad-ass and funky DJ in the state, but we're not tooting our own horn about it. We're actually attaching that horn to the engine of an F-22 Raptor and blasting your toy poodle through a pair of uprights... Only come if you like good music. Period. Loooove you!!

Sidenote: Haeckmatic mentioned that you oughta check out his new improved website & that MadDecent's Free Gucci Mixtape. It's free... You'll thank him in 5 minutes.