Rough work week? Here's an idea: put down the flamethrower, rip up that list of corporate targets you've compiled, and come out to the Flower!! DJ Dollar Menunaire will be playing happy fun dancy dance and hippity hop to turn that frown upside down!! We're bustin' out $1 Grenades, $2 Tallboys, $3 Select Shots, $4 Select Wells, and $5 SEX PANTHER... Made with real pieces of panther. That way you know it's real.
There's no cover. There's strong drinks. There's fun times. There's 72 hours before you have to wake up in the morning and contemplate how you might use the stapler in your cubicle to end it all. If that's the case, spend your last days with us.

